If I had a polar bear

If I had a polar bear
I would take him with me to work
and if they gave me something to do
the bear would only say Grrrrkhh.
If I had a polar bear
I would take him to the shop
and if they say me that makes 250
he only would say: What????
If I had a polar bear
We could take the bus
and even if it would be rush hour
we'll have the best places just for us.
If I had a polar bear
and we'd be sleepy in the night
I'd cuddle him as he's so soft
and we would feel alright.

I found the pic on the net.